Lisa Rodriguez: “The following match is scheduled for one fall…”
[“Through the fire and flames” hits the P.A. as Darkness Stalker exits the curtain and begins his walk down the ramp, to a silent, mixed, crowd reaction.]
Lisa Rodriguez: “Introducing first, making his way to the ring, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, weighing in at 243 pounds, DARKNESS STALKER!!!”
[The crowd continues to be silent as he walks to the ring at a good pace, staring at his opponent with a demented scary grin on his face. Then he slides into the ring and goes on the second rope and slowly looks around the arena.]
[“Seether” begins to play on the sound system as The Kai Guardian breaks through the curtain and immediately extends his arms horizontally as huge white pryo explode behind him. He begins his walk down the ramp.]
Lisa Rodriguez: “And his opponent, making his way to the ring, from The Planet of Fate, weighing in at 215 pounds, THE KAI GUARDIAN!!!”
[As he walks to the ring, he greets his fans, wanting to touch anybody, with high fives and handshakes. He slides into the ring, and does his entrance taunt once more, as pyro comes down from the top of the arena, and seems to hit him from all four corners.]
[Tim Swagger is the referee for this contest. Swagger checks both competitors for illegal weapons. The ref motions for the match to start. Ding, Ding, Ding. The two men circle the ring. They lock up.]
Red Tetley: “They start the match with a hard collar and elbow tie up.”
[They jockey for position. Stalker takes the upper hand by delivering a knee to the midsection. Darkness delivers a club to the back of Kai’s back. Kai drops to the mat. Darkness backs up and tries for a running stomp. The Kai Guardian quickly rolls over and catches Stalker’s foot.]
Thomas Butler: “Damn!”
[Kai Guardian reverses the stomp with a short leg dragon ship.]
Red Tetley: “Nice offensive maneuver.”
[TKG quickly gets to his feet as does Darkness Stalker. They tie up again. Darkness and TKG struggle for the advantage. Stalker gains a slight upper hand and is driving The Guardian back into the corner. The ref is giving his five count.]
Tim Swagger: “…1 …2 …3 …4…”
[Swagger breaks up the tie-up. Stalker backs off, then sneaks in a slap. And the crowd boos.]
Red Tetley: “Well that was cowardly.”
Thomas Butler: “Cowardly but he got his point across, he’s his daddy!”
[TKG comes out of the corner. Kai and Stalker circle the ring. Stalker rushes in for the tie up but TKG ducks it. Kai locks in with a rear capture. Stalker throws a few elbows trying to escape but to no avail. TKG drops down and rolls Darkness up with a school boy pin. The ref makes the count.]
Tim Swagger: “…1…2”
[Darkness Stalker makes the escape.]
Red Tetley: “And a kick out at two!”
[The Kai Guardian stays on the attack with a mounted Press and knuckle. Kai gets up. He picks Darkness up and plants him with a scoop slam. Kai lands another scoop slam.]
Red Tetley: “Looks like Kai is in the driver’s seat now.”
Thomas Butler: “He won’t be for long, it’s the old bait and switch by Stalker he’s just picking his spot.”
Red Tetley: “Well I hope he can pick his spot on his back, cause it looks like that’s where Kai is gonna keep him.”
[Kai drops to the mat and locks in a side headlock. The ref checks for the submission]
Tim Swagger: “Do you submit?”
Darkness Stalker: “NO!”
[Kai tightens the hold. Darkness Stalker continues to fight the hold, gets to his knee. TKG tries to keep hold as Stalker delivers some elbows to the midsection. Stalker now onto both feet. Stalker wraps his arms around the waist of The Kai guardian and nails him with a side belly to back suplex.]
Thomas Butler: “Haha, the bad man winneth!”
Red Tetley: “It ain’t over until the bell rings!”
[Darkness Stalker climbs to his feet. Stalker brings TKG to his feet. Darkness executes a European uppercut. The Kai Guardian staggers backward as Darkness Stalker continues the assault. Stalker sends TKG into the ropes with an Irish-ship. Kai returns. Stalker lands a hard spinning spine-buster.]
Red Tetley: “He just planted The Kai Guardian with that tremendous spine buster!”
Thomas Butler: “I hear that the end is near!”
Red Tetley: “Never count the man from the planet of Fate out!”
[Stalker quickly takes to his feet. He bounces off the far ropes and come back. Darkness Stalker does a tuck-and-roll and ends with a big splash onto Kai. The crowd is livid.]
Thomas Butler: “He cause that Dark Thunder, and the future’s pretty dark for TKG”
[Darkness Stalker is stalking TKG for the finish.]
Thomas Butler: “I feel it! It’s coming”
Red Tetley: “Oh pipe down!”
[Guardian begins to use the ropes to get up. Darkness Stalker begins to close in on TKG TKG is to the second rope. Kai has made it to the top rope. Darkness rushes in and grabs Kai, hoisting him onto his shoulders. Darkness begins to taunt the crowd by walking around with their fan favorite on his shoulder.]
Red Tetley: “Aww, would you look at the arrogance, just finish the damn match!”
[Suddenly through the crowd Sadistically Twisted runs down and hops the barricade with a steel chair. Twist Slides into the ring just as Stalker turns in his direction. Twist nails Darkness Stalker with a chairshot. The Ref motions for the bell. Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding]
Red Tetley: “HOLY BUCKETS! What a chairshot!”
[Kai falls to the mat as well and rolls out.]
Lisa Rodriguez: “And the winner of this match as a result of disqualification… DARKNESS STALKER!!!”
[Twist begins a viscous chair assault by delivering a barrage of chair attacks to the body and head of Darkness Stalker. Stalker begins to bleed from the head and mouth.]
Red Tetley: “This is bad! This is real bad. Internal damage for sure. We’re gonna need some EMTs down here.”
[The crowd has a mixed reaction as Twisted’s Theme hit the p.a. Sadistically Twisted leaves without saying a word.]